| Joe knew that Pat's King of Steaks had the best cheesesteaks in Philadelphia so, of course, we had to go there. He ordered the cheesesteak with melted Cheez-Whiz and ate it while the rest of us just watched in amazement. "Can I take your order?" Lisa mocked the cook, "Would you like yours drenched in grease, smothered in grease, or our new 'lite' version that's just dabbed with grease?" |
 
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